millenials try this

hungwy:

use your barbels to search for food in murky water

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

silencedrowns:

ALT

tumblr LIED to me, these things don’t eat Doritos at all!

incendavery:

ALT

having fun isn’t hard when youve got a library card

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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

hauntedzone:

worldsendvalent1ne:

faithdeans:

vampiremuney:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

rhymingwithpurple:

ok so here’s the thing

Keep reading

flightyfinch:

1cecxla:

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

thehotgirlproject:

killwizard:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember that “three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable” meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

feelslikelalala:

vnusplanetoflove:

lewvithur:

chuplayswithfire:

hndwrttn:

kineticpenguin:

bonni:

I just saw a gifset that split the word “beautiful” into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

ejacutastic:

honestly will never forget this older client we had who told me how her life had gotten so much better with time and age and asked how old I was and when I told her I was 28, she said I was just a baby and reassured me I had so much time ahead of me and how much better it’ll get as I grow into my life. There was such an indescribable amount of love and hope in that single interaction I think I’ll hold it with me forever.